Many times in one's life decisions are made that force your claw. Today happens to be one of them so I say go ahead punk make my day.  I had been living the life of royalty in retirement eating king-sized prawns on the reef when I overheard some young  crustacean  start rambling on about the new web content guy at NACA. How he had new and refreshing ideas, like blogs, forums, and layout design. What! I had these ideas years ago! Who dares take credit for this lobster's work? The challenge was laid out before me, the gauntlet thrown down like avoiding fishing vessels in the sea, to come out of retirement and take back my pride.

No more MR. Nice Lobster, the rubber bands are off the claws.